Under the contested Health Care Bill, provision HR 3200 would expand Medicare coverage to "end of life" consultations with doctors in regards to advice on living wills and hospice information. Translation: Death Panels. Since most conservatives are mentally retarded, they will take the art of falsification and combine it with the dumbing down of over simplifying. This is known as sensationalizing and conservatives have turned it into a second language. An encounter with a conservative may look something like this:
"So I've heard that they are improving our water supply with an revised and updated clean water act."
"Yeah if you like the government taking over your private waters like our farmer's ponds and people with private lakes. Just more Obama socialism!"
Conservatives will often get their news from FoxNews, Rush Limbaugh, The National Review, Drudge Report, Tea Partiers, and old people who are out of touch. All sources are experts in the realm of sensationalizing. Often these sensationalizations will be crafted by corporations or special interest groups.
Don't even get them started on the "homosexual agenda." It's a well known fact that conservatives hate fags, and will do anything to slight their lifestyle. You see conservatives will often claim they love freedom more than anyone else, but when it comes to embracing freedom and fairness, they get downright nasty. A sensationalist statement may look like this: "If we allow gay marriage, then we're going to have to allow people marrying animals! I guess it's okay if I marry a cow huh?!"
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